When I first started my job, a coworker set me up with a machine running NixOS. I gave it a year before I binned it for Ubuntu. I just… didn’t see the point? The troubleshooting wasted so much of my time for seemingly no benefit.
Didn’t eating a sandwich nuke Ed Miliband’s chances?
“Number 5 and Number 7 ate Number 3 last night.”
I had the discussion the other day of how civilization would be different if humans followed the ‘have loads of babies at once and see which ones survive’ style of reproduction.
“Oh hi Sarah! How’re the kids?”
“Oh, little Jeremy wasn’t eating as much as the others so I threw him outside onto the road.”
I get bad short thoughts about how I could easily end so many personal relationships with a quick random punch to the face. Pick the right person and you could be ostracised from your whole family.
It’s so we can make silly AI songs to send to each other :)
Pro tip: Get them started early by drinking during pregnancy.
Remember that cringe thing you did when you were 9 20 years old?
Just a couple of bros snuggling while rasing a family together.
No homo tho
My mum used to iron my boxers.
I’ve already mentioned it here, but OneUI kept the small buttons.
I like Samsung’s flavor with OneUI as it’s kept a lot of the condensed layout and it has good one-handed support. I’ve created a lot of custom shortcuts that just use swipes from the side of the screen.
Where’s the squirrel?
You’ve gotta defend for an infinite amount of time, but they’ve only gotta succeed once.
Image giving me these vibes:
Sorry, Big Cheese now owns your colon.
Look at the baps on 'er.