My man… Have you not heard of garlic fries? Just plop some sour cream on those. 🤤

Are we just rats in a piper’s tune soothed? Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose? 🤔

Nothing made me feel like the future was now as Orbitz and freeze dried pizza from the Challenger Space Museum.

They don’t make Orbitz anymore tho :(

I would if any smart people ever ran for office.

I don’t think the problem is TMO or any other service provider; it’s the way Android handles wifi and data. Whenever I have this problem, I turn off the Wi-Fi and suddenly everything works. Same when I am on wifi and shit isn’t working, I turn off the phone antenna to just have wifi and it starts working again.

There’s just an issue with it not switching over to the thing that actually has a connection and instead keeps trying to use the service that isn’t.

It could also just be that the tower you have full signal to is oversaturated by other customers and why you see slowdown or connection problems.

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You don’t like Carl Sagan?

“To bake cookies from scratch, begin by first creating a universe.”

Well I like video games; why are so many videos games shit in recent years? 🤔

Intellivision has some great games, I know for sure from experience (it’s what I grew up with before NES). Plus I always liked the idea of the overlays for the controller to tell you what buttons do what in the specific game you’re playing.

Haha no I’m not gonna do the intro. Just rip it.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

“The troll bouncer is gay. Your attempt to seduce him fails and he puts you in a headlock.”

Wait a minute…

Grabs the SCOTUS by the hair and removes the mask revealing them to really be

“King George?!”

Am I The Butt Face?

Damn did Reddit go and censor “Am I The Asshole?”

Hehe… Loads.

I mean, at some point humans and neanderthals coexisted and even interbred. I don’t think it’s a stretch that there could have been other similar species that we didn’t get along with even earlier than that.

If you make the Good Mythical Kitchen 7-11 beef Wellington: It’s the exact same socioeconomic background as the corn dog.

The correct way would be “drive-through.”

“Drive-thru” is purposely spelled wrong to attract attention. The same as “Krispy Kreme” or “Dunkin’ Donuts.” It’s only “correct” in that it has become ubiquitous through usage.

Exactly. Back in those days, the Democrats were what Republicans are now, and vice versa. The people didn’t change; just the names of the groups flipped.

Every time I hear about a mass shooting, I always hope it’s at one of these gatherings or a KKK rally. It never fucking is tho… 😮‍💨