Exactly. Geologically speaking, Europe is not a separate continent.

Not sure. But those dishes definitely aren’t airtight.

it’s the gardener. It’s always the gardener

Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Samwise Gamgee!

Something you can be proud to tell your grandkids about one day. “Kids, a storm be a brewin’ - I can feel it in my bones. Because I once broke my hand on a Nazi’s face.”

I dunno, kinda sounds like both of you are mildly allergic to pineapple

Damn, I love Legal Eagle and was secretly hoping he’d have a video explaining things aren’t nearly as bad as the media is making it out to be. But yeah, just further confirmation of just how terrible this decision was.

It does read like fanfic, but the scary part is all that shit would be legal.

Threads where people find out they’re allergic to something or colorblind are my favorite. I’m always amazed that people can live their whole lives just accepting something because they don’t know any different and haven’t talked to anyone about it.

Seeing someone go “wait, strawberries aren’t spicy??” or “you guys are joking right? those images look the same!” always makes my day.

Biden had a bad debate: faces calls to withdraw from the race.

Trump convicted of 34 felonies: record fund raising.

Glad Sync has the ability to tag users

I propose Biden start having the military shoot those that oppose the amendment and see how long it takes to get it passed.

I am confident that is not correct, but every time I zoom in to test it, my brain explodes and I can’t tell.

Not sure. Sounds like unsalted based on what you said.

Here’s the “budget” in question. This was big news a few years ago.

Well color me impressed.

That’s so weird. You can stare at a pixel and go “yep that’s red”. Zoom in, still red. Zoom more, BOOM IT’S BLACK!

One of my wife’s friends got persistently sick last year. She just could not get better. Sometimes she’d be fine for a week or two, but then she’d get sick again. Eventually it came down to her needing to document everything she did each day - and they discovered she was getting sick from warm butter.

Turns out her mom had come over at some point and saw that she refrigerated butter and said “you don’t need to do that, it’s so much easier to use when warm and it doesn’t go bad.” Yeah, that’s the case if you eat a stick of butter in a few short days. But you can’t leave it out for more than that or it starts getting filled with all sorts of germs.

With fire.

and 5% sports

I am a Broncos fan, so we’re sitting at a solid 100% bad news.

I don’t even know if it’s a specific type of humor. Literally the top few posts are just tweets but black people, but not related to race at all. A few examples: